Does anyone have $1,000,000.00 to loan me? I want to buy Sh***y Spears' rat infested weave. After I get the rat's nest, I plan on selling pieces of it to any rag maginaze's that makes me the best offer . Also included wiith the nest, I also get clippers and an empty Red Bull can. But wait, they also throw in her blue Bic Lighter and a public domain to whore it out on the net. Sounds like a great deal to me.
I wonder where father's wallet is?
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Britney Spears gives me nightmares at night. Almost as much as men with hairy legs in pink stiletto heels and a pink dress. (;_;)
(You can find her hair on ebay. I checked!)
I think the bald looks is kinda hot.
Ooops did I say that out loud...?
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Mr. Muggles it's your former housemate/caregiver person...Claire. I like do kinda miss you...a bit. But the thing that I totally emailed your for...I need to like re-line up my poem entry so it will rock, like hot. IF you want I could totally, like send a version of how it's really really sposed to be.
Who?
I know who you are! You had tea with Mama Petrelli everyday this Summer!
Why did you give her someone's wallet? Did you want it back?
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