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OMG...

2008-12-11T19:19:00.002-06:00

Rock of Love Bus 3 Preview has been released!!!!

Yay, more girls to laugh it. Hopefully, it will not be an infomercial for Brett's solo album.

Heroes Messsageboard

2008-10-27T17:19:00.002-06:00

I found this really cool Heroes messageboard:
Primatech Paper Company

They got cookies!!!

Not Fair

2008-10-02T13:28:00.001-06:00

Why the hell does these stupid retarded animals get there own movie and I don't? I am a millions times cuter than them. I could act circles around them and some how they get there own movie. Do I have to hitch hike to Hollywood to get my proper do? It not fair!!! My movie would make tons of more money than these freaks.

Life not fair!!

Muggle's Videos 10/15

2007-10-15T21:47:00.000-06:00

Artist: Geri Halliwell
Song: Ride It

Here is my weekly video post. Since father just got the internet back, I been spending a lot of time on YouTube. I thought I could share song I like to my friends out there. This is my current favorite song. Geri is my favorite Spice Girl. She looks so good in this video too.

Opps..She did it again.

2007-02-19T19:05:00.000-06:00

Does anyone have $1,000,000.00 to loan me? I want to buy Sh***y Spears' rat infested weave. After I get the rat's nest, I plan on selling pieces of it to any rag maginaze's that makes me the best offer . Also included wiith the nest, I also get clippers and an empty Red Bull can. But wait, they also throw in her blue Bic Lighter and a public domain to whore it out on the net. Sounds like a great deal to me.

I wonder where father's wallet is?

Still Sad

2007-02-12T18:56:00.000-06:00

I am still sad about my goddess. I did find some neat stuff on ebay. I wonder where father keeps his credit card at?

EBay on fire with Anna Nicole memorabilia
By Seth Schuyler Feb 9, 2007, 21:50 GMT

One day after the death of larger-than-life former Playboy playmate and tabloid celebrity Anna Nicole Smith, her star has been reborn on Ebay. The internet's most popular auction site today is overflowing with nearly 3,000 pieces of Anna Nicole Smith memorabilia, collectibles and curios.

High-end items range from an Anna Nicole Smith special edition motorcycle now at $36,000 and a mint set of four men's magazines with Smith on the cover for at least $10,000 —so far no bidders. Trolling for the big bucks is someone selling the rights to internet domain name AnnaNicoleSmith.biz that has a "buy it now" price of $1 million but a for less lofty $999 opener, though even that has yet to attract an offer.

Drawing the most interest are a myriad of objects that Anna Nicole Smith autographed. A sexy photo she signed has shot up to over $250 after starting at $10. A baseball with her signature began at $25 and has been bid to $385 . An autographed bar coaster from a Florida Hard Rock hotel—even though it's not from the Seminole, Fla. Hard Rock where she died—is up $100.

At the lower depths are dozens of Anna Nicole Smith bobblehead dolls, which fetching from $15 to $25. But for real bargain hunters, the starting bid is just one penny for the front page of America's top tabloid, the New York Post. The headline—"Anna Nicole Mystery: WAS IT MURDER?"

America's Rose is Gone 2/8

2007-02-11T21:46:00.000-06:00

The death of Anna Nicole Simth has hit me very hard. She was an icon for all the trailer trash in American. We have seen her at her highs and at her lows in her life. It is a national tradgey for America. I have been crying under Claires bed all weekend long. The Goddess of Trailer Trash is gone. I found some videos to show how horrible this is. We need to band together in this time of need.

Loser

2007-02-01T11:01:00.000-06:00

Mommy and I just got back from an audition. It was for a print ad for a local pet company. There was alot of small being and evil cats. Mommy brought my photos to judges. The judges loved all my photos. I made it to the final round. It is between me, an ugly pug, and a stupid cat. I think the judges will past on the dumb pug. I hope it is me but stupid cat might get it.

The cat's name is Buckwheat. He come down here from Missouri. His pictures are soo fake. But the judges was in love with his photos. They thought he was so fablous. When I looked at him, I wanted to kick his china doll butt. He just looked at everyone like he was better than everyone. It made me so made cause I am a million times better than him. I found some of his photos. I think my photo is better than his. Well, Got to go and get my beauty sleep.

-Muggles

My first 24 hours with myspace

2007-01-28T21:22:00.000-06:00

I had myspace for not even 24 hours and I got my first message on it. Here what it said:

Hi sexy! I was looking at the guy profile pages and saw your ad. I hope you're still available and single because I'd like for us to talk a little more.
I would like to meet someone who's adventurous, gentle and funny. I love to laugh so a good joke will take you far, if you know what I mean� I recently broke up after a long relationship (about four years) and would like to start off with something both casual and friendly.
About me: I work full-time and like to unwind weekends. I like going out to bars / clubs and love watching movies - chick flicks and action... and some horror. I'm also darn cute, stubborn but VERY open-minded. BTW, I'm using my friend's account because I'm not a full member, so don't reply directly. Please respond to my E-mail address:

I'll be checking for your nice message!

What the frak? I am a small being? Hello, Look at my profile, person ( I would call her woman but that too nice) I could have put a red ball as my picture and I bet this person would still try to hit on it. Maybe I should send Sylar her myspace?

Should I get a Myspace?

2007-01-27T20:49:00.000-06:00

Ok. I have discovered the joys of surfing the net. I come across a site called Myspace. I have never found a site full of freaks. When I say freaks, I mean very out there stuff. Sick humans wearing diapers. Sick, Sick, Sick. Granted, The page could show how great I am. I have to make sure to list all of my awards. I dunno. Any Suggestions?

Christmas Photos

2007-01-11T22:10:00.000-06:00

It that time of year again. Christmas Card season. I know what your thinking: "Isn't too early Mr. Muggles?" I know and you know but mommy doesn't know. While I was snooping around,
I just found Mommy's Chritmas photo of me. She puts them in the cards every year . I guess it to make everyone envious of me.
This year theme: arctic, March of the Penguins look. Last year, It was Brokeback cowboy. I don't know how she comes up the most retarded themes. Hell, watch next year's theme to be "Mr. Muggles: Pirates of the 007".
I remember wanting to bite the photographer because he keep shoving the damn seals in my face. It was going to be two seal and me in the middle. Then he put this third one there and I was so mad. Come on, I AM the star of the photo. Being the professional, you can't tell my real feeling in this photo.
She just got done writing the Bennet family 06 bio. All ten pages of it. Again, I don't understand why she is writing in October. Once I find it, I will post it here.

Mr. Muggles